May this new year bring abundance.

May your coffers be overflowing: covering your needs, allowing for fun, available for tzedaka, sustaining everything you hope for.

May your fridge be stocked.

May your bank account bring you joy.

May your phone be full of messages you want to receive.

May your table be surrounded by faces you love.

May your health be robust.

May your trust be secure.

May your home be safe.

May there be more laughter than worry.

More ease than stress.

More good news than bad.

And may your challah always rise.

But God willing, not this much